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JAMES RAYNOR
– Writer, Producer, Director, Norbert Crest
Despite having
merely adequate acting ability, Raynor’s ability to gurn and flail is second
to none, hence his casting in the lead role of Norbert Crest. His willingness
to get a face-full of maple syrup (no other fluids though) also helps in
this decision.
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VICKY CRAMPTON –
Jordana Abraham
Vicky is a veteran of several Untamed Aggression productions, including the ill-fated Killer Sandwich and the critically acclaimed Running Like Mad. When she voiced her desire to make a film where she dies in a hail of blood and destruction, writer/director James Raynor was only too happy to oblige. |
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NICK THOMSON
– Camera Operator, Mormon #1
Nick is the
living embodiment of the term “slacker,” spending his time getting off
his tits and making bizarre, homoerotic paranormal comedies. Despite his
waxy exterior, he is quite handy yielding a camera, thus his employment
as camera yielder.
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SABBI STONE – Sound
Recorder, Undead Shemp
Sabbi, or as she is known to her friends, “Sabbi,” has utilized her passion for sound (nothing that goes with it, just the sound) to gain her a place on the Angry and Moist production team. Her diminutive stature makes it easy to put her in the cupboard as a zombie at the end of the film, too. |
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DOM WYNTER
– Afro-Zombie
Dom’s presence
on the team needs no explanation, but here goes anyway. Following his faultless
performance in Twatting Zombies as a zombie that gets decapitated, I felt
that Dom should be given the opportunity to spread his wings as an actor
and really stretch himself, hence casting him in the role of a zombie that
gets decapitated. Except now with an Afro.
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NICOLA FORD – Undead
Shemp
Another Untamed Aggression veteran, perhaps best known as Vicky’s sociopathic cohort in Running Like Mad. Scheduling conflicts prevented Nikki from taking a more active role in the production but her reprisal of the role of a re-animated corpse (now in a snazzy shirt) should be met with a rapturous reception. |
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ALEX EAMONSON
– Camera Operator, Mormon #2
Al was cast
primarily for his ability to act scared and for having a high rate of oscillation
in his forearms; perfect for wibbling any religious text. Al will not be
allowed to go outside due to a previous incident involving replica weaponry
and a police helicopter, seven police cars and a dog patrol.
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